Riachu said:
I like to see your reasons for thinking those stories suck. I hope it is not something like you "not understanding" them.
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I am older than you and my brain development is complete. I understood these stories and they all suck. Ok, let`s pretend I am the idiot here. Let me ask some questions to see if you understood anything more than I did in these plots:
How did Schala end up as a student in modern Japan? What is the real color of her hair? If Chrono and all of his friends (the most powerfull beings in the planet) were killed by a shitty furry, how can a scarecrow, a pink dog, a 60 cm fairy, a giant toadstool, a old lady, a chef, a fisherman outpower him?
How did Chopin knew about the word Jazz 60 years before it was used? Where did he learn about the silly anime cliches present in his dream?
GF`s make you forget things. How did the characters never forgot the lessons they took? Quistis should have forgotten it first considering she used it more.
There is a evil God that will destroy the world (no significant reasons given). It was sealed inside some kid by a cyborg (this is stupid enough). Why can`t another cyborg seal it again? All that takes to drive away the evil God is the willpower of some idiotic kid that has a single deep social experience (4 social link needed out of 23).
How does the primitive pre socratic views of the basic elements and modern science mix? What is the difference between a earth fonon and fire fonon? Even better what is fonslot? Fonon poisoning? Can you tell me with a straight face that Van`s motive is not among the top10 most retarded reasons a villain has to destroy the world?
If mankind is all about hatred and war, is it a good idea to destroy it just to teach them a lesson? Grandia 3 plot says so.
There is a old man with a terminal disease and his hobby is torturing other people. Just like the movie Saw. But his victims do not learn any lesson about life. He does this because he is a sadistic bastard. He is part of a ancient civilization that mastered advanced technology like giant ostrich robots and mind controlling vacuum cleaners. So mankind last hope lies in some kids without personality. After being deafeated the evil man parrot-lizard has a Megazord like transformation, explain his motives in a retarded plot twist and attack. What part of that plot is not stupid?
There is evil empire that loves conquering weaker countries. The princess of one of those conquered countries go on a journey to defeat the evil empire. She takes along a prisioner, a pirate, a playboy bunny, a orphan with strong homosexual tendencies and little girl that cries in a corner at the first sign of danger. To acomplish her goal she seeks a piece of magic plutonium (or another rock with high destructive power). The catch is that insted of killing her with radiation the magic rock is evil and keep tempting her with promises of power. 80% of her adventure is about exploring ruins and wastelands while killing the local fauna. How does this all help to accomplish her political goal?