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Fuck Helena Bonham Carter, and fuck you too Tim Burton. Just because she is your wife doesn't mean you have to put her in EVERY SINGLE MOVIE YOU DO!



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

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akuma587 said:
Fuck Helena Bonham Carter, and fuck you too Tim Burton. Just because she is your wife doesn't mean you have to put her in EVERY SINGLE MOVIE YOU DO!

I agree. She should dump that loser and star in all of my movies.



 

 

@ OP. The original story wasn't written by CS Lewis, it was written by Lewis Carroll.

 

I am highly intrigued by this, though. I read both the Alice books in my senior year in high school, and think this is definitely right up Tim Burton's alley.



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akuma587 said:
Fuck Helena Bonham Carter, and fuck you too Tim Burton. Just because she is your wife doesn't mean you have to put her in EVERY SINGLE MOVIE YOU DO!

What do you have against Helena Bonham Carter?



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The Queen of Hearts looks like the offspring of Ronald Mcdonald and Queen Elizebeth I in that pic.

I can't wait to see this. I love Tim Burton films and Johnny Depp is such a good actor.



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Pictures arent working for me.

I like Tim Burton, cant wait to see what this looks like



I saw these earlier. You should put the pictures of Tweedledee and Dumb up. Now those are ridiculous looking I think.

Helena has a horrible hair line in that picture also.



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Tim Burton?

Hmmm this might actually be quite interesting



TruckOSaurus said:
akuma587 said:
Fuck Helena Bonham Carter, and fuck you too Tim Burton. Just because she is your wife doesn't mean you have to put her in EVERY SINGLE MOVIE YOU DO!

What do you have against Helena Bonham Carter?

She really isn't that great of an actress.  She has been good in two movies I have seen her in: Fight Club and Sweeney Todd.  Coincidentally, the roles were pretty similar.  In every other movie, she has given a sub-par performance.  Not to mention she mooches off her husband to get roles in movies.



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

Who does she play in Harry Potter? I can't remember her...