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So you're at the bar and you get introduced to the new blonde bartender. You happen to know some bar patrons that know her, and they put in a good word for you. This Sunday is a killer BBQ that she'll be attending. Wish me luck.

Some background info, she also works at Citi Field(Mets stadium) as a bartender, and she digs going to Mets games(F*** the Yanks, Mets for life). Total fucking win. If I'm not hitting that within two weeks, I'll give myself a month ban. Wish me luck!



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I'll miss you when you have your month ban, you are a good poster...

J/K good luck



I need to stop posting drunk.



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Maybe when she's at the barbecue, you can PORK her.

Well, there's my contribution to the thread.



 

 

MontanaHatchet said:

Maybe when she's at the barbecue, you can PORK her.

Well, there's my contribution to the thread.

Here's hoping. Unfortunately my pick up lines are a bit ham-fisted.



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Pork kebabs! Pork and skewer her at the same time.



Tease.