I searched on google for this but it came up with rubbish like "how to minimize the effects of cocaine and crack withdrawl..."

First time to visit MCdonalds in months and I throw up!

So how can I help this to pass quickly? I really don't like being violently sick 5 times in a day so I need your help!

*P.S don't sugges drinking water, I'll just throw it up again*

Have you tried masturbation? It helps reduce your chance of prostate cancer as you ages. (According to some research, lol)

Have I tried today or ?? if it helps refrain me from being sick I'll give it a go

If your body tells you to throw up, don't fight it just vomit. Do drink water but in small, sparse quantities and if your in bed lie on your side. Although if you've got food poisoning there's no magic cure, just do the above and take appropriate medication.

Actually masturbation boosts your immune system and after orgasm your body produces twice as much phagocytas (cells that eat virus) than normally. So masturbation is great medicine for sickness. =P

*Gold star*!! brb!

drink pure alcohol that will cleanse your body

Take up heroin that stuff is great for making you feel great

No don't drink clean alcohol it will make it even worse.

I'd suggest some herbal vodkas like Lithuanian "999", Polish "Żoladkowa Gorzka" or Czech "Beherovka".

Those are much better when you feel sick.