The guy who says something horrible about someone who has just walked in the room, with the hope that someone goes "Yeah what a twat" or something just as they come into earshot. Leaving them to be utterly humiliated.

Only one guy I know like that though lol

That guy who you tell an awesome secret to, and you only tell him.....then, a week later, everyone knows about it. I hate that guy.

The guy that steals your thunder in a bar. You know, your looking around. That girl is nice, wow! awesome smile! Man, she has such nice eyes.

Yhen your mate walks in. And all those previously looked at girls line up to ask if he has a girlfriend.

Even worse. When he does say that he has a girlfriend, he does not refer them to me.

you see an awesome movie and then there's always the guy that says "yeah, but the book was WAY better"

^^^I F'n HATE that book readin' guy!!

Then they look down on you because you haven't read the book? Yeah I hate that guy too.

I mean I read books, but I don't rely on a film being made to make me want to read it, that's why mine aren't films. If anyone should look down... well, you know.

Two things I've learned from this thread:

-my friends/co-workers are dicks

-I hate everybody (?)

Don't bring any sort of fish to work period in my opinion. It makes the whole lounge stink. I really hate people who bring fish to work.

the guy who thinks his console deserves to do better than other consoles

there's also the gym rat guy, who can bench 300 lbs, does like 40 different arm and chest exercises, wears an MP3 armband so he can see himself flex as he changes the song, but has like no legs; he does like a 20 lb leg press