The guy that steals your thunder in a bar. You know, your looking around. That girl is nice, wow! awesome smile! Man, she has such nice eyes.
Yhen your mate walks in. And all those previously looked at girls line up to ask if he has a girlfriend.
Even worse. When he does say that he has a girlfriend, he does not refer them to me.
The Doctor will see you now
Promoting Lesbianism --> 







