No, I'm not talking about myself. I'm referring to one of "those" guys that exist in your group of aquaintances that does something that pretty much annoys everyone else.  Usually "that" guy thinks he is hilarious but in fact amuses only but himself.

For example, 

If you say "what's up," there will be at least the guy who thinks he is being a smart by replying with "the sky" or "the ceiling"

or there always exists at least one guy in your circle of aquantance who tries to mess you up by blurting random numbers when you're trying to count something, etc. etc.

any other "guys" you can think of?

The guy that always has to have everyone listen to him. He will happily speak louder than someone who is already talking to get his voice heard.

There's also the guy who thinks he's better than everyone else by coming to work by bike; and in full bike gear.

Wow i know a few people like that^
Really annoying

That guy who walks down the street with a coffee in one hand and a blackberry in the other and is oblivious to everything around him thinking he is the most important person in the world. He doesn't thank you if you hold a door for him, he doesn't watch where he's walking, etc. Most annoying people ever.

That guy that talks about something that no one else is interested in.

That guy that makes stupid noises because he thinks it is funny.

That guy that cusses all the time when its not necessary and because he wants to be cool.

The French.

j/k

I am not fans of those who find the only way to be funny, is to put a friend down in a group.

That guy who have no reason to have cell

the guy that tries to hit on your girl, i hate them

That guy who ALWAYS has a story that's like the story that you tell, except better.


Me: I found $5 in my pants pocket after I did the laundry. I'm going to McDonald's!

That guy: I found a winning lottery ticket in a strippers g-string. I'm going to Burger King!

Me: Fuck you, Guy!