d21lewis: Here's how it would go:
Snake is infiltrating one of Bruce Wayne's warehouses in Gotham City. He's after Wayne Enterprise's new nano technology (because it's ALWAYS about nano technology).
Security is no problem for a man of Snake's skill. Just as Snake is about to claim his prize, a raspy voice yells from the darkness, "PUT IT DOWN!!" It's Batman.
"I'm Batman", Batman says in his grizzled voice.
"What did you say?", Snake replies in his own raspy, cigarette ravaged voice.
"Huh? I don't understand you." Batman says.
"Otacon, what's he saying!?", yells Snake into his Codec.
"What the hell!? I can't understand EITHER of you!! Your voices are too raspy!!", screams an irritated Otacon.
It goes on like this for ten minutes, until Snake and Batman finally get frustrated and walk away.........
Lmao, honestly I think that's the most likely scenario.