Actually Link provides for them..  Link aim's at the right place and pull the trigger...easy... sometimes you get 2.. miss and you get a 0.99 goron baby..

the middle one is lying down of exhaustion...

Link is a busy boy...

Unlikely, we have seen some texts about the Gerudos kidnapping men, but so far none of them pointing to some kind of harem for the King of Thieves (Probably he is in love with Zelda, or even worse, he is in love with Link!!!!)...

Why does links boomerang have a tornado effect?

Magic!

 No, it's a godess who lives within it (or something).

The "godess" is really just a bunch of atoms that accellerate really, really quickly when it starts moving.

Simple as that.

Magic? Ha!

They release spores when in mountain areas. (Think 40k orks limited by environment)

i thought about something like this.. .. . something else

but gorons, i thought, are endowed by magic by the fairies? and are in fact living rocks

i remember playing a game where i thought it was said so. .. (maybe TP or OoT.. not sure);

  but then OoT (i think it’s OoT anyway) shows a king can have a son.. which proves possibility of reproduction

maybe it’s the kind of rock where they sprout from a factor in family relations?

oh, well..

more importantly that something i though about was the kokiris.. although, they’re ageless and do have both sexes they’re kids! how do they reproduce? think about it, they’re a bunch of freakin’ 6-7 year old-looking people

EDIT: yeah, besides the fact they’re not fully developed yet.. regardless if they are or not, just the fact that they’re kids is inconceivable

also, the sky people!

they’re freakin’ creepy as hell with their chicken heads and they’re supposed to have created the dominion rod..? how could they? they have no hands whatsoever... a rod for once, require opposable thumbs..

LOL

Nintendo told people that a fat guy who jumps on turtles and grows 2~3x his normal size after eating a mushroom can fly when he staples a racoons tail to his butt to get a hot babe is a plumber.

It really doesn't matter how Gorons reproduce.

I never though about the Kokiri village people 0.o
Maybe they're all young Adams and Eves who were created by the gods. But they can't reproduce...lol this makes no sense, not even in the Zelda universe.

And there is magic in Zelda games!

Maybe it's like the Dwarves from LotR, where there are significantly fewer women than men, and the women are rather reclusive, and tend to look like the men anyway so that its hard for outsiders to tell the difference (it's the beards)

Must....avoid...."Get their rocks off" pun.......must......must.........


*blacks out*