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We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

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I would pay Keith to go be a reporter in Iran

IF Olberbitch reaally thought it was torture he wouldn't suggest this.



Repent or be destroyed

Thankyou MSNBC... Now only if we can convince Bill O'Rielly to live in Guantanamo for a few years lol



Water Boarding really isn't THAT bad ... It is actually part of the training to become a member of branches of the United States (and other countries) special services.

It certainly isn't an enjoyable experience, and it is probably inappropriate to perform as an interogation method, but (like most of the "torture" that is being used by the United States the problems associated with waterboarding are greatly exaggerated

 



HappySqurriel said:

Water Boarding really isn't THAT bad ... It is actually part of the training to become a member of branches of the United States (and other countries) special services.

It certainly isn't an enjoyable experience, and it is probably inappropriate to perform as an interogation method, but (like most of the "torture" that is being used by the United States the problems associated with waterboarding are greatly exaggerated

 

Then why did America execute Japanese soldiers who waterboarded American troops?  We obviously thought it was serious enough to KILL people over it.

Yes, National Review, We Did Execute Japanese for Waterboarding

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-begala/yes-inational-reviewi-we_b_191153.html

"McCain is referencing the Tokyo Trials, officially known as the International Military Tribunal for the Far East. After World War II, an international coalition convened to prosecute Japanese soldiers charged with torture. At the top of the list of techniques was water-based interrogation, known variously then as 'water cure,' 'water torture' and 'waterboarding,' according to the charging documents. It simulates drowning." Politifact went on to report, "A number of the Japanese soldiers convicted by American judges were hanged, while others received lengthy prison sentences or time in labor camps."

 



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

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akuma587 said:
HappySqurriel said:

Water Boarding really isn't THAT bad ... It is actually part of the training to become a member of branches of the United States (and other countries) special services.

It certainly isn't an enjoyable experience, and it is probably inappropriate to perform as an interogation method, but (like most of the "torture" that is being used by the United States the problems associated with waterboarding are greatly exaggerated

 

Then why did America execute Japanese soldiers who waterboarded American troops?  We obviously thought it was serious enough to KILL people over it.

Yes, National Review, We Did Execute Japanese for Waterboarding

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-begala/yes-inational-reviewi-we_b_191153.html

"McCain is referencing the Tokyo Trials, officially known as the International Military Tribunal for the Far East. After World War II, an international coalition convened to prosecute Japanese soldiers charged with torture. At the top of the list of techniques was water-based interrogation, known variously then as 'water cure,' 'water torture' and 'waterboarding,' according to the charging documents. It simulates drowning." Politifact went on to report, "A number of the Japanese soldiers convicted by American judges were hanged, while others received lengthy prison sentences or time in labor camps."

 

 

 Because  the Japanese waterboarding was very different. How convenient for your argument to neglect that fact. I assume they teach dishonesty in law school these days?

During World War II both Japanese troops, especially the Kempeitai, and the officers of the Gestapo,[64] the German secret police, used waterboarding as a method of torture.[65] During the Japanese occupation of Singapore the Double Tenth Incident occurred. This included waterboarding, by the method of binding or holding down the victim on his back, placing a cloth over his mouth and nose, and pouring water onto the cloth. In this version, interrogation continued during the torture, with the interrogators beating the victim if he did not reply and the victim swallowing water if he opened his mouth to answer or breathe. When the victim could ingest no more water, the interrogators would beat or jump on his distended stomach



Yet, today, America's leaders are reenacting every folly that brought these great powers [Russia, Germany, and Japan] to ruin -- from arrogance and hubris, to assertions of global hegemony, to imperial overstretch, to trumpeting new 'crusades,' to handing out war guarantees to regions and countries where Americans have never fought before. We are piling up the kind of commitments that produced the greatest disasters of the twentieth century.
 — Pat Buchanan – A Republic, Not an Empire

Well I guess that just makes everything OK then. Our conduct was only enough to put people behind bars, not execute them. Now I can sleep peacefully at night!



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

Tyrannical said:
akuma587 said:
HappySqurriel said:

Water Boarding really isn't THAT bad ... It is actually part of the training to become a member of branches of the United States (and other countries) special services.

It certainly isn't an enjoyable experience, and it is probably inappropriate to perform as an interogation method, but (like most of the "torture" that is being used by the United States the problems associated with waterboarding are greatly exaggerated

 

Then why did America execute Japanese soldiers who waterboarded American troops?  We obviously thought it was serious enough to KILL people over it.

Yes, National Review, We Did Execute Japanese for Waterboarding

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-begala/yes-inational-reviewi-we_b_191153.html

"McCain is referencing the Tokyo Trials, officially known as the International Military Tribunal for the Far East. After World War II, an international coalition convened to prosecute Japanese soldiers charged with torture. At the top of the list of techniques was water-based interrogation, known variously then as 'water cure,' 'water torture' and 'waterboarding,' according to the charging documents. It simulates drowning." Politifact went on to report, "A number of the Japanese soldiers convicted by American judges were hanged, while others received lengthy prison sentences or time in labor camps."

 

 

 Because  the Japanese waterboarding was very different. How convenient for your argument to neglect that fact. I assume they teach dishonesty in law school these days?

During World War II both Japanese troops, especially the Kempeitai, and the officers of the Gestapo,[64] the German secret police, used waterboarding as a method of torture.[65] During the Japanese occupation of Singapore the Double Tenth Incident occurred. This included waterboarding, by the method of binding or holding down the victim on his back, placing a cloth over his mouth and nose, and pouring water onto the cloth. In this version, interrogation continued during the torture, with the interrogators beating the victim if he did not reply and the victim swallowing water if he opened his mouth to answer or breathe. When the victim could ingest no more water, the interrogators would beat or jump on his distended stomach

 

And that makes us look better how?



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akuma587 said:

Then why did America execute Japanese soldiers who waterboarded American troops? We obviously thought it was serious enough to KILL people over it.

 

 

... because the victors of a war choose the rules their former opponents are judged by?

On top of that, what we think is appropriate at one point in time (or place) may not be appropriate at another time (or place) ... consider how adulterers and homosexuals were treated at different times throughout history, or how they are treated in different parts of the world.

What I was actually refering to is how people are "outraged" that the military uses methods like forcing people to listen to Barney songs and Nine inch Nails as a way to encourage people to give out information that could save hundreds or thousands of lives. Personally, I find it somewhat disturbing that the same people who are entirely unwilling to allow any minor discomfort to people who's only goal is to kill them because it violates "human rights" are the same people entirely willing to ignore the horrible "human rights" records of dozens of countries because it suits their current political goals.



HappySqurriel said:

 

 

... because the victors of a war choose the rules their former opponents are judged by?

On top of that, what we think is appropriate at one point in time (or place) may not be appropriate at another time (or place) ... consider how adulterers and homosexuals were treated at different times throughout history, or how they are treated in different parts of the world.

What I was actually refering to is how people are "outraged" that the military uses methods like forcing people to listen to Barney songs and Nine inch Nails as a way to encourage people to give out information that could save hundreds or thousands of lives. Personally, I find it somewhat disturbing that the same people who are entirely unwilling to allow any minor discomfort to people who's only goal is to kill them because it violates "human rights" are the same people entirely willing to ignore the horrible "human rights" records of dozens of countries because it suits their current political goals.

It is good that you point out that it is people in power who define what is right and wrong historically rather than the rest of society.  So how do you think people will look back on us waterboarding people 50 years from now?

Discriminating against people is in now way shape or form the same as torturing people.  Those are certainly not the same types of social permissibility we are talking about.  Moving back towards waterboarding infringes on people's rights whereas moving away from discrimination involves protecting people's rights.  That is like admitting we are turning the human rights' clock backwards.

And show me evidence of any other law enforcement technique or interrogation activity commonly used now that was impermissible 60 years ago.  If anything, our standards are much higher now than they were then.

Edit:  What about when those artists say that they don't want their songs to be used for those purposes?  Trent Reznor was very upset when he heard his music was being used for that, so was the writer of the Sesame Street music, so was the lead singer of Rage Against the Machine.  I find it ironic that the government will prosecute people for downloading songs illegally but has no problem using artist's music in ways they were never intended to be used and ways that they actively protest.

Man, for how much you guys complain about the government, you sure are willing to let the government get away with a lot in this department.



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson