Come on guys we have to solve the worlds problems, I'll make a quick list. of all the evils in the world..

• World hunger
• Poverty
• War
• Pollution
• Tyrants
• Natural disasters
  
• Pirates

Come on guys, we need practical solutions for all of these situations. I told Africa that we would have world hunger sorted out by next Tuesday, so we need a practical solution down by Sunday so we can start implementing it.

How could we solve all of these problems, use your ninjanuity.

Easy, destroy all humans.

shouldn't this be a series of topics? Unless of course you are looking for a Unified Theory to fix all the problems, which FaRmLaNd seems to be the first with suggestions.

Nope, we need individual solutions.

How about giant tomatoes?

Harvest the towns, rape the cows, pillage the fields, and eat the women.

Harvest, pillage, rape.  I like where this is going people.  Awesome suggestions.