Yes.

Have you ever farted infront of an old lady?

probably..

Have you ever sharted?

no

have you ever woken up naked when you went to bed with clothes on?

Woken up naked after drinking a lot and not being able to remember taking clothes off.

Have you ever been on a cruise ship?

no :(

have you ever broken something very very expensive?

Unless you count the hearts of so many nouveau riche, surbanite baby mamas and dowagers, then no. I'm not clumsy.

Have you ever stolen anything and gotten away with it?

aye, when i was 7 i accidentally stole a cushion from Toys R Us. i didnt mean it though, i just forgot i'd put it in the storage thingy of my bro's buggy cos i was too lazy to carry it around.

have you ever made your momma cry?

Tons of times but not really anymore (mainly when I went through rebellious stage during HS)



Have you ever been spanked by your parents?

No ,but my mother is very good at psychological war,believe me that's worse :P
Have you ever searched for something that was already in your hand ?

No Have you ever posted in vgchartz,just for the sake of posting? lol