no

Have you ever messed around with a coworker?

No

Have you ever had a friend go after one of your ex's?

no

have you ever sleep in work?

no but i messed around with a cross country girl way back in h.s.

Have you ever heard of the term blumpkin?

Yes, it is when you give a bj while taking a dump!

Have you ever had a thread that you created die on you before any decent conversation was created?

Yeah.

Have you ever masturbated into four father's shirt and left it on his nightstand all white and sticky but overninght it dried and he didn't notice at all and he still wore it?

No

Have you ever had a hash brownie?

no but i have had weed brownies

Have you ever taken a psychedelic drug?

yes

Have you ever been on/needed crutches?