Lmao!

Yes, It happened after I was on a date. Ill just say my mother realized I was growing up....Was 17 at the time.

Have you ever failed a test of any kind.

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^yeah i was standing on the toilet seat lid, cos the only mirror in my house was high up on the bathroom wall, and i was trying to look at a huge bruise i had on the back of my leg... i slipped, fractured my arm and had to wear a splint for 4 weeks..

but, hey, Doc Emmet Brown did the same thing hanging a clock and came up with the flux capacitor!  (why the hell did he want a clock in his bathroom, though?)

Yes (math test although I'm a lot better than before)

Have you ever used an Ipod?

No.

Have you ever pleasured a cat?

?????

HAve you ever been in a car crash?

2 of them...>_>

Have you ever thought of suicide!?

I've thought of suicide, I thought it would be a really stupid thing to do.

Have you ever shat yourself with uncontrollable diarrhea?

Yes. In the middle of school.

Have you ever had sexual thoughts about The Golden Girls?

who are the golden girls? but no, anyway. cos im straight

have you ever broken a mirror (7 years bad luck) :-O