yeah!lol!

have you ever felt like commiting suicide?

Nope.

Have you ever felt like commiting homicide?

No

Have you ever done a dutch oven (fart underneath covers and pull it over someone's head)?

No. No I have not.

Have you ever had plans for a date and lied so you didn't have to go? If so what was the lie?

Yes, usually it would be me drinking with friends or video games

Have you ever wanted a video game system and then later realized it sucked (Atari Jaguar for me)?

nope! i luv all my consoles!

have you ever opened a shop?

Yes. I opened the subway stores and the movie theatre I used to work at.

Have you ever met a celebrity before? If so who?

Yes Jack White

Have you ever broke a bone?

Yes (My Arm)

Have you ever been ice skating?

YUP

HAve you ever gone to jail?