I guess Ken
Would you rather Nintendo Axed Zelda or Peach from their series?
I guess Ken
Would you rather Nintendo Axed Zelda or Peach from their series?
Peach
would you rather be raped by a rhino or a jaguar?
| skeezer said: Would you rather: -Your parents walk in on you *wink wink* -Walk in on your parents |
Get walked in on. (My parents have been divorced for too long. That would really gross me out.)
| Valkyria00 said: Would you rather: -Work hard and pass with A's -Do nothing and pass with C's |
Do nothing and pass with C's.
| c03n3nj0 said: Would you rather: -Go to jail -Have no friends |
Go to jail.
| sethnintendo said: Would you rather: |
Go on a cruise.
| candy2500 said: would you rather buy a video game and eat ramen noodles all week or eat good all week |
Eat good all week. I already have too many good games to play, and I already live off ramen. Choose food over games, people.
| sethnintendo said: Would you rather Dream about sex Dream about video games |
Sex. I've dreamt about both several times. I'm making an informed decision here.
| Alasted said: Would you rather: eat cake? or eat pie? |
Cake. I enjoy most cakes, but I'm really picky when it comes to pies for some reason.
| lestatdark said: Would you rather live in japan or in south korea? |
Japan. I have taken several classes on the language and I've been there before, so it would be a much easier transition.
| sethnintendo said: Would you rather die from drowning die from falling off a high rise |
Die from falling. It would be much faster. But I'd prefer to explode in mid-air if I could.
| mesoteto said: would you rather have to cut your friends hand off or have your friend cut your tounge with razors |
Have my friend cut my tongue with razors. Tongues can heal much faster than hands can grow back. That fucker would owe me big time though.
| Alasted said: Would you rather: cut your own tongue with razors? or have a friend cut your tongue with razors? |
Have my friend cut my tongue with razors. I doubt I could do it myself.
| c03n3nj0 said: Would you rather: Have a dog Have a cat |
Have a cat.
| pakidan101 said: If you have diarrhea and see a woman in your room wanting to have sex, would you rather: - have sex or - go to the bathroom |
Sex. I'd rather accidentally shit while having sex than accidentally not have sex while shitting.
| Valkyria00 said: Would you rather: - Receive a rimjob - Give a rimjob |
Depends who. But if I don't know... receive.
| skeezer said: Would you rather: -Pee a rock or -Shit a brick |
Shit a brick. I'd rather get butt surgery than wang surgery.
| sethnintendo said: Shit a brick Would you rather have a Porsche or Ferrari |
Whichever has better gas mileage.
| iron_megalith said: Would you rather get raped by a very old grandma or get raped by a homo. |
Aww this one's horrible. I guess I'd go with a gay person. If it got really rough and injured me, I'd rather get butt surgery than wang surgery.
Okay, here are some for everybody. Answer whichever you like.
Would you rather be really really racist, so racist that you scare away all your non-racist friends and can only have racist friends, or so bad at math that you can't even count or use a calculator?
If you could teleport anywhere in the world, and only take what you're holding in your hands or pockets with you, and you don't have to worry about getting stuck halfway in a wall or anything, but every time you teleported you lost an inch of your penis, would you teleport? If so, where, and how many times?
If the most annoying celebrity in the world (you can pick, depending on who you hate the most) said they would disappear forever, and never do interviews or anything, and just be gone from the media and go live on an island, but you had to have sex with them, would you do it?
Would you rather be 3 feet taller or 1 foot shorter?
Would you rather stay exactly how you are, or become the smartest strongest man in the world who can jump 10 feet high and toss cars around, but you have to excrete a constant never-ending stream of liquid hell out of your ass for the rest of your life?
If there was a clone of yourself, would you rather have sex with it or kill it and eat it? (No other options.)
Nice post Rubang.

Nintendo still doomed?
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| The Ghost of RubangB said: Would you rather be really really racist, so racist that you scare away all your non-racist friends and can only have racist friends, or so bad at math that you can't even count or use a calculator? |
I'd rather be a mega-racist with superb math skills. I don't think I could get by in life without even being able to count.
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If you could teleport anywhere in the world, and only take what you're holding in your hands or pockets with you, and you don't have to worry about getting stuck halfway in a wall or anything, but every time you teleported you lost an inch of your penis, would you teleport? If so, where, and how many times? |
Sorry, no. Every last inch of my penis is just too precious to me.
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If the most annoying celebrity in the world (you can pick, depending on who you hate the most) said they would disappear forever, and never do interviews or anything, and just be gone from the media and go live on an island, but you had to have sex with them, would you do it? |
Yes. I could force myself to do Barbara Streisand for the betterment of mankind. I think.
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Would you rather be 3 feet taller or 1 foot shorter? |
One foot shorter.
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Would you rather stay exactly how you are, or become the smartest strongest man in the world who can jump 10 feet high and toss cars around, but you have to excrete a constant never-ending stream of liquid hell out of your ass for the rest of your life? |
I'd stay as I am. Because I love me so much.
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If there was a clone of yourself, would you rather have sex with it or kill it and eat it? (No other options.) |
I'd have sex with my clone. Because I love me so much.
You can just answer one of those if you want. You don't have to freak out and answer them all. I just love this game and play it a lot with my friends. The racist vs. math skills one was a classic my friends and I have pondered for years.
Or skip that mess and pick up where the rest of the thread left off. I'll go:
| SciFiBoy said: would you rather be raped by a rhino or a jaguar? |
Jaguar, meow.
Would you rather stay how you are or get the ability to breathe fire, but you have a problem which makes it so you can only eat popcorn for the rest of your life or you'll die?
Stay how I am.
Would you rather:
- Go to school naked
- Get caught masturbating at school
I really REALLY hate jessica alba. But I'll be willing to take the bullet and desert her on that island ^_^

@Rubang These things are more fun with a lose lose choice XD
Damn... :O
I guess go to school naked....
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Would you have sex with a woman with
-Hot bod with a unspeakably horrible face.
or
-Cute face but horribly disfigured body.