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skeezer said:

Would you rather:

-Your parents walk in on you *wink wink*

-Walk in on your parents

Get walked in on.  (My parents have been divorced for too long.  That would really gross me out.)

Valkyria00 said:
Would you rather:
-Work hard and pass with A's
-Do nothing and pass with C's

Do nothing and pass with C's.

c03n3nj0 said:
Would you rather:
-Go to jail
-Have no friends

Go to jail.

sethnintendo said:

Would you rather:
Go on a cruise
Go to Las Vegas

Go on a cruise.

candy2500 said:
would you rather buy a video game and eat ramen noodles all week
or eat good all week

Eat good all week.  I already have too many good games to play, and I already live off ramen.  Choose food over games, people.

sethnintendo said:
Would you rather
Dream about sex
Dream about video games

Sex.  I've dreamt about both several times.  I'm making an informed decision here.

Alasted said:
Would you rather:
eat cake?
or eat pie?

Cake.  I enjoy most cakes, but I'm really picky when it comes to pies for some reason.

lestatdark said:
Would you rather live in japan or in south korea?

Japan.  I have taken several classes on the language and I've been there before, so it would be a much easier transition.

sethnintendo said:
Would you rather
die from drowning
die from falling off a high rise

Die from falling.  It would be much faster.  But I'd prefer to explode in mid-air if I could.

mesoteto said:
would you rather have to cut your friends hand off
or have your friend cut your tounge with razors

Have my friend cut my tongue with razors.  Tongues can heal much faster than hands can grow back.  That fucker would owe me big time though.

Alasted said:
Would you rather:
cut your own tongue with razors?
or have a friend cut your tongue with razors?

Have my friend cut my tongue with razors.  I doubt I could do it myself.

c03n3nj0 said:
Would you rather:
Have a dog
Have a cat

Have a cat.

pakidan101 said:
If you have diarrhea and see a woman in your room wanting to have sex, would you rather:
- have sex or
- go to the bathroom

Sex.  I'd rather accidentally shit while having sex than accidentally not have sex while shitting.

Valkyria00 said:
Would you rather:
- Receive a rimjob
- Give a rimjob

Depends who.  But if I don't know... receive.

skeezer said:
Would you rather:
-Pee a rock
or
-Shit a brick

Shit a brick.  I'd rather get butt surgery than wang surgery.

sethnintendo said:
Shit a brick
Would you rather have a Porsche or Ferrari

Whichever has better gas mileage.

iron_megalith said:
Would you rather get raped by a very old grandma
or
get raped by a homo.

Aww this one's horrible.  I guess I'd go with a gay person.  If it got really rough and injured me, I'd rather get butt surgery than wang surgery.

 

Okay, here are some for everybody.  Answer whichever you like.

Would you rather be really really racist, so racist that you scare away all your non-racist friends and can only have racist friends, or so bad at math that you can't even count or use a calculator?

If you could teleport anywhere in the world, and only take what you're holding in your hands or pockets with you, and you don't have to worry about getting stuck halfway in a wall or anything, but every time you teleported you lost an inch of your penis, would you teleport?  If so, where, and how many times?

If the most annoying celebrity in the world (you can pick, depending on who you hate the most) said they would disappear forever, and never do interviews or anything, and just be gone from the media and go live on an island, but you had to have sex with them, would you do it?

Would you rather be 3 feet taller or 1 foot shorter?

Would you rather stay exactly how you are, or become the smartest strongest man in the world who can jump 10 feet high and toss cars around, but you have to excrete a constant never-ending stream of liquid hell out of your ass for the rest of your life?

If there was a clone of yourself, would you rather have sex with it or kill it and eat it?  (No other options.)