| The Ghost of RubangB said: Would you rather be really really racist, so racist that you scare away all your non-racist friends and can only have racist friends, or so bad at math that you can't even count or use a calculator? |
I'd rather be a mega-racist with superb math skills. I don't think I could get by in life without even being able to count.
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If you could teleport anywhere in the world, and only take what you're holding in your hands or pockets with you, and you don't have to worry about getting stuck halfway in a wall or anything, but every time you teleported you lost an inch of your penis, would you teleport? If so, where, and how many times? |
Sorry, no. Every last inch of my penis is just too precious to me.
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If the most annoying celebrity in the world (you can pick, depending on who you hate the most) said they would disappear forever, and never do interviews or anything, and just be gone from the media and go live on an island, but you had to have sex with them, would you do it? |
Yes. I could force myself to do Barbara Streisand for the betterment of mankind. I think.
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Would you rather be 3 feet taller or 1 foot shorter? |
One foot shorter.
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Would you rather stay exactly how you are, or become the smartest strongest man in the world who can jump 10 feet high and toss cars around, but you have to excrete a constant never-ending stream of liquid hell out of your ass for the rest of your life? |
I'd stay as I am. Because I love me so much.
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If there was a clone of yourself, would you rather have sex with it or kill it and eat it? (No other options.) |
I'd have sex with my clone. Because I love me so much.
