WTF shut up guys santa is real, he lives deep inside of all or us and helps us to make good cookies and such and we give them back to him to pay for the expensive things he brings at christmas
why one year i remember running down the stairs to find a brand new pair of shoes that I wanted for Christmas (b/c the ones I had on at the time had a hole in them and the snow was starting to make my feet cold) and all it cost me was like 5 cookies.
I only wish he had been able to bring some money for my mom b/c she was crying most of that day b/c she said she didn’t have enough for the mortgage but couldn’t handle CPS coming again b/c I lost another toe to frost bite or some other such kid crap.
But he did bring her a carton of smokes and a bottle of Bean which always put her in a better mood and kept her from wanting to beat on us kids.
So don’t sit there and try and tell me he is not real!
i mean if he wasnt real then who the hell is this

yeah i thouhgt so, he just told that little girl she was on teh naughty list liek you will be if you dont stop spreading lies about him