Is it because of that old TV show that used to be on USA?? I forgot...


I got a few good laughs from this site: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.


• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.


• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.



• Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.


• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.


• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.


• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.


• Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

i dunno, do people like talentless homophobes?

The fact that he's a Homophobe is the main thing I dislike about the guy.

His jokes are hilarious though!

c03n3nj0 said: His jokes are hilarious though!

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris doesn't "tea bag" the ladies.  He "potato sacks" them.

Clearly it's the work of the Emo's that swarm the internet.

Much like facebook, myspace, mr. T, 80's cartoons, 90's cartoons, metal/punk/rock music, 4chan, Nike Dunk lo's, Nike Dunk Highs, Nike Air Force 1's, Nike Air Max, Nike Air Stabs, Adidas Superstars, Adidas Top Ten's, Puma Basket, Vans Eras, Converse Chucks, Classic Games etc these places/things were all inhabitable until they became part of emo culture, which zapped the life out of them, considering now they are popular because they are popular (as in, people like them just because all their emo friends do).

I hate internet phenomena and these emo's. Way to ruin Transformers, old school games and Dunks for me among other things, because now, if I have knowledge about these things or use/wear any of these things, I must be a follower who does/is/wears these things because everyone else does.

Chuck Norris is also part of that. Something way back in the past that these people wanted to bring back into the spot light, so that they can be unique and "funny" (some are), but what they've done instead, is unleashed it upon the world and they are no longer unique or "funny", so they move.

Rant Over and out.

I had my picture taken with chuck norris 30 years ago at a mall. Darth Vader and Chewbacca were there too.

This is the single most random thing I have ever read!

It's not that he's so famous that everyone starts talking about him again. It's just that people aren't as afraid of his round-house kick to make fun of chuck when he goes, every so often, to sleep