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Galaki

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Galaki on 26 March 2009

Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act case

SAGINAW, Mich. -A man who police said was arrested for performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum was sentenced to 90 days in jail on Wednesday and ordered to submit to drug testing. The 29-year-old man pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police said the man was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

The Associated Press left a message Wednesday seeking comment from the man's attorney.

Unbelievable. He goes an cheated on his vacuum at home!

Sounds like his vacuum at home doesn't suck enough.

Wait. Is it still considered sex if you do it with a... vacuum?

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puffy on 26 March 2009

LOL

Wow people really are that desperate??

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Galaki on 26 March 2009

Anyone want to volunteer and then tell us first hand experience?

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antfromtashkent on 26 March 2009

puffy said:
LOL

Wow people really are that desperate??

this economy is hitting every one very hard :/ "Vacuum....cheaper than a hooker" < thats trademarked..

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O-D-C on 26 March 2009

haha

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NiKKoM on 26 March 2009

....sucks...

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izaaz101 on 26 March 2009

I'd hit it.

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largedarryl on 26 March 2009

Whats wrong with masturbating?

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Vetteman94 on 26 March 2009

largedarryl said:
Whats wrong with masturbating?

It must have gotten stale with him, couldnt think of any more ways to be romantic and get in the mood for it.

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RaptorGTA on 26 March 2009

Wanted for questioning

"Tell me why does it have to be so hard

to let go when it?s your final day

...When death is on it's way"

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