im doing research for a new video game

would you rather live in a tree for six months or eat a roll of duct tape?

i want intelligent responses with well thought out reasons as to why you would choose what you choose, no saying something like, 'oh id take the duct tape, no question' without giving a fucking reason as to why you would do it. i fucking hate that shit. and im going to clear this up before you smart asses even ask this question, yes the duct tape has to be eaten in one sitting.

discuss.

Maybe

live in a tree. Duct tape is pretty gross and ive always wanted to be a monkey living in trees throwing my poop at people. That would be the life let me tell you

well if you like monkeys, check this out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgpILyA5YOo&feature=channel_page

1. Setup residence in the tree
2. climb over to my tool branch
3. take out duct tape
4. Eat it.  In four sittings.

Haha!

you woudnt be laughing if that actually happened