Yeah, I know right, the real world is shit!
I was walking in the park the other day and I saw an monster running around. I started hitting it with my sword but it's health bar wasn't not only being reduced, but it didn't even have one. Anyway, I proceeded to throw a pokeball at it and it but it just bounced off. I must have weakened it enough because it wasn't moving. Anyway, I then discovered I couldn't catch it because it already had a trainer, but she was pretty angry. she kept saying I killed her dog, but i have never heard of one of these 'dog' monsters.
Anyway, the police are round my house now so I have to go... Hopefully they will let me off like that time I killed all those people in liberty city.







