Fortunately, Wilco was in lockdown and they had a PS3 instead. Instead of dealing drugs, he got his fix with a few online sessions of Kill Zone 2.

Our hero, Ace, found himself looking again for Badman - and talked to this hot hooker and asked her if she saw Badman.

"Yeah, Badman ran past me and he's with Strawberry in Apartment A."

Ace pulled out his pistol, cocked it and ran to Apartment A.

WILCO IS DEAD!!!!!!! The J man convicingly, and beautifully killed off his character so every other post after the J mans is  mute >:(

(I love the way J man inserts himself into the story - ROTFL!!!!! +1, JKFM!)

With Wilco dead in police custody, an internal affairs investigation begins. No one is sure the cause of the death, but a man with pink overalls, sideburns, heavy eyebrows and a dark complexion was seen exiting the hospital room, screaming 'Hallejulah!'

Now satisfied, this piece of heaven only known as the J man has done what he set out to do. Kill the Wilco cashier at Mcburger-feind who gave the J man lip.