Go ahead and get it off of your chest.  I won't judge you and you'll feel better about yourselves!  It'll make us feel so much closer to each other, too.  Don't tell me the WORST thing you've ever done (like that time you and your buddies beat up a sack of puppies with a baseball bat), but give me story that's true and pretty F'd up!  My mom baked some cookies.  Afterwards, we can enjoy them!  I'll start by telling you guys.........

Once, when I was younger (10-11 years old, I guess), my grandmother gave me a two-dollar bill.  She told me to keep it for good luck.  I took that money and bought a british porn magazine (?) from one of my cousins.  When grandma asked me about the money, I told her that it was stolen.  I acted really upset about it too.  She later gave me another $2 bill.  She told me she'd found it.  Then, she gave me a hug!!  That was pretty awesome.....err I mean, bad!!

In school, we could get chocolate, but the limit was 2. But I took 3...

I'm hardcore criminal all right!

The J man in middle school  bullied some guy(really nice kid) in his grade and pushed him to fight the J man. The guy came up to the J man(after the J man did the usual) and punched him , the J man went ballistic and gave the guy a concussion.

A week after he went to a different school...... the J man seriously regrets he was like that.

"Once, when I was in 6th grade or something, a bunch of kids held down a friend of mine and were beating him up. Had to be about 15 vs. 1. I walked up, and my friend was on his knees with somebody holding each of his arms. Somebody said ,"Get him, Timothy!". I knee'd him in the back. He looked back and started crying. I guess being beat up by 15 kids hurts, but getting attacked by your friend is heartbreaking. I ran to the other side of the playground. If I could go back in time, I'd take that beatdown WITH ya, Michael Weathers."

This was what I posted in the "What's the worst thing you've ever done to someone in a fight" thread. Still regret how that whole thing played out. The J man's post reminded me of this.

So much stuff I want to say, but the vast majority of it will get me on CNN!! Must resist the urge........

I never done anything so bad, I'm actually a pretty good guy.
Never physically hurted anyone in my life (except my brother when we were younger, but that was just kids playing arround). Never got angry enough to get into a fight. Got beat up a few times, though.
I stole money from my parrents, but they'd always find out. The thing I feel the most guilty about is having sex in my parrents bed, I guess. But then I did again and again and the guilt went away.

I walked into my local, family owned convenience store. I was really young at the time and I hadn't started doing drugs yet, but I must have been high (somehow). First thing I did upon entering the store was walking over to the soda section, opening a bunch of caps to see if they were winners, licking the inside of the caps if they weren't winners, and then putting them back on. I did this about 4 times before I realized what I was doing. After that, I casually walked out of the store. To this day I still think the owner of the store doesn't realize I did it.

One time my dad was playing SimCity on Super Nintendo, and he paused the game and left the room. My sister and I were sitting in the room waiting for him to get back. To fuck with my sister, I went into my dad's menu and turned on every distaster: fire, Bowser attack, tornado, plane crash, the works. She was like "No way dude you're totally not gonna unpause it!!!" Then, to really scare her even more, I unpaused it and repaused it really fast. But I didn't expect that in that one half second, my dad's plane crashed into his city. I immediately turned off all the disasters, and got the fuck out of there. My dad came back and had to put out the fire and rebuild a whole city block. I've never felt so much regret in my life.

Worst thing eh. I'll have to come post later when I remember it...

The FBI would be after me for what I have done. Soo the worst thing I will say is. . .Umm not much other then the one thing I wont say. I don't even kill spiders if I can just let them go. Oh Ill use the sex on parents bed thing like Johann.