I wish they wouldn't make it so painfully obvious which character you resemble with those questions. Oh well. I also though the questions were a bit lame. No serious person can answer "yes" to most of those questions, if only because of them being impossible in real life. Riding turtle shells, floating across long distances, etc? Come on, now. :P

Do I get help from my animal friends from time to time?

Oh yes, of course. I have a goddamn army of little furries.

An yes, I turn into a rock every time I want to go unnoticed. Unfortunately it doesn't work well, since everyone gets freaked out over the fact that I can change forms. I used to be called names all the time back in middle school, and now the government is conducting research on my body to figure out what the hell happened with my genes.


Errrr, anyways!

You Scored as Fox McCloud

Blowing stuff up is a favorite pastime of yours. You'll also do almost anything for money. You also find yoursel fighting Star Wolf at the most inopportune times. He always shows up just as you're about to score with Krystal...or slit Slippy's throat.

Fox McCloud    
    67%
Pokemon Trainer    
    60%
Samus    
    54%
Link    
    40%
Kirby    

    40%
Donkey Kong    
    33%
Mario    
    33%

Yay, fox! Now make us an awesome Star Fox game, Nintendo! It's been too long!

I think you all could have guessed mine.

those quizzes and other that say who are you are always so dumb and need more thought into them.

They are always so easy to tell what answer will give you what result. When reading those question I can think of exactly which character they are talking about

You Scored as Link

You're pretty much the biggest badass to ever grace a Nintendo console. Always ready for adventure when the call from the goddesses comes and always ready to ride your horse through the countryside and fling arrows at some bitches.

Link
93%
Fox McCloud
80%
Kirby
60%
Samus
54%
Donkey Kong
53%
Pokemon Trainer
53%
Mario
53%

You Scored as Mario

People ask you what your relationship with Princess Peach is. You just say: "It's complicated." You're always on the go. Racing cars, playing tennis, baseball and partying with your friends are all trademarks of yours.

I cheated.

You Scored as Fox McCloud

Blowing stuff up is a favorite pastime of yours. You'll also do almost anything for money. You also find yoursel fighting Star Wolf at the most inopportune times. He always shows up just as you're about to score with Krystal...or slit Slippy's throat.

Fox McCloud
80%
Samus
80%
Link
80%
Mario
53%
Pokemon Trainer
40%
Kirby
13%
Donkey Kong
7

Fox McCloud, baby!

You Scored as Fox McCloud

Blowing stuff up is a favorite pastime of yours. You'll also do almost anything for money. You also find yoursel fighting Star Wolf at the most inopportune times. He always shows up just as you're about to score with Krystal...or slit Slippy's throat.

Fox McCloud
93%
Donkey Kong
73%
Pokemon Trainer
67%
Samus
53%
Link
47%
Mario
47%
Kirby
27%