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We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

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@OP

That's fantastic =D I'll celebrate on the winners behalf ^^



SamuelRSmith said:
halogamer1989 said:
SamuelRSmith said:
halogamer1989 said:
nojustno said:
halogamer1989 said:

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/dpg_GMU_Crowns_Man_as_Homecoming_Queen2196807

This is some complete and utter BS.  I feel compels to blog about it and I hope I don't see this pansy "Ms." on the grounds.  Thoughts on this disgrace of common culture?

 

 

stereotypical american much?

 

srsly dude, people like you scare me :(

 

Why thank you.  Tell you what.  How about the Ruskies or the Germans invade the Netherlands again and see what country would be the first to save every single person there.  Begins with a U ends with an S.

 

 

If there isn't anything in it for the US, or it wouldn't result in the US's safety being compromised, then it probably wouldn't be the US.

Then again, that would never happen, anyways. Europe's moved on from intra-continental wars, we can thank the EU for that.

EU would ask for American help.

 

 

 But the bloody war would never happen, so it's pointless even discussing it.

If aliens attacked earth and blew up all of our major capitals and had advanced energy shield technology, you know who would fight them back? THE US OF FREAKIN A. We'd come up with a computer virus, then send will smith and some other nerd to the outer space mother ship to implant it (the damn chinese wouldn't be able to figure that out, and the africans only have sticks that aren't compatible with space Linux), and then the president would fly his plane right into the alien ship, but not Obama because he's a commi so he'd get one of his generals to do it, but a braver president like Reagan would be given permission by jesus to come down for this one last fight against the russians (who are aliens) and he'd sacrifice himself for God Land (aka AMERICA) something you pussies wouldn't know anything about, HOO RAH.

 



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The_vagabond7 said:

If aliens attacked earth and blew up all of our major capitals and had advanced energy shield technology, you know who would fight them back? THE US OF FREAKIN A. We'd come up with a computer virus, then send will smith and some other nerd to the outer space mother ship to implant it (the damn chinese wouldn't be able to figure that out, and the africans only have sticks that aren't compatible with space Linux), and then the president would fly his plane right into the alien ship, but not Obama because he's a commi so he'd get one of his generals to do it, but a braver president like Reagan would be given permission by jesus to come down for this one last fight against the russians (who are aliens) and he'd sacrifice himself for God Land (aka AMERICA) something you pussies wouldn't know anything about, HOO RAH.

 

 

If I read another one of these my lung is going to collapse.



The_vagabond7 said:
SamuelRSmith said:
halogamer1989 said:
SamuelRSmith said:
halogamer1989 said:
nojustno said:
halogamer1989 said:

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/dpg_GMU_Crowns_Man_as_Homecoming_Queen2196807

This is some complete and utter BS.  I feel compels to blog about it and I hope I don't see this pansy "Ms." on the grounds.  Thoughts on this disgrace of common culture?

 

 

stereotypical american much?

 

srsly dude, people like you scare me :(

 

Why thank you.  Tell you what.  How about the Ruskies or the Germans invade the Netherlands again and see what country would be the first to save every single person there.  Begins with a U ends with an S.

 

 

If there isn't anything in it for the US, or it wouldn't result in the US's safety being compromised, then it probably wouldn't be the US.

Then again, that would never happen, anyways. Europe's moved on from intra-continental wars, we can thank the EU for that.

EU would ask for American help.

 

 

 But the bloody war would never happen, so it's pointless even discussing it.

If aliens attacked earth and blew up all of our major capitals and had advanced energy shield technology, you know who would fight them back? THE US OF FREAKIN A. We'd come up with a computer virus, then send will smith and some other nerd to the outer space mother ship to implant it (the damn chinese wouldn't be able to figure that out, and the africans only have sticks that aren't compatible with space Linux), and then the president would fly his plane right into the alien ship, but not Obama because he's a commi so he'd get one of his generals to do it, but a braver president like Reagan would be given permission by jesus to come down for this one last fight against the russians (who are aliens) and he'd sacrifice himself for God Land (aka AMERICA) something you pussies wouldn't know anything about, HOO RAH.

 

I think your coming around

 



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I just realized the irony, you called him a pansy in the OP when you look like that.

People who live in glass houses...



AE86 said:
halogamer1989 said:
The_vagabond7 said:

Every time I picture halogamer I see him sitting in a lawnchair in the back of a truck (with the fake cow testicles hanging on the hitch) on his dad's lawn, wearing camo and holding a shotgun yelling at people walking by that the revolution is coming, and desperately wanting anarchy in order to have an excuse to shoot some "intellectual liberals" with their communism and their gays, and their evolution, listening to god tell him about the glories of free market capitalism, just the way jesus intended.

I am not a redneck vagabond, however perhaps you are just jealous b/c you are the only commi in the South.  How's that working out 4 u

Edit:    Here is a grad pic 4 you Comrade.


Hmmm, did the liberal kids kick your ass all through school or something?

I approve of this post!

 

 

 



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

I'd do him/her. Probably hotter than half the stuck up bitches there anyways :P



lol, I wonder how much he wanted to queen.






Yay! First interesting news there is for something I live close by.



 Tag (Courtesy of Fkusumot) "If I'm posting in this thread then it's probally a spam thread."                               

Okay, I can see this thread getting out of hand quickly so I'm opting to pull one of halogamer's favorite moves, the preemptive strike.

I know he asked to be mocked endlessly when he posted that picture of himself (I mean, seriously man) but it's still against VGC rules to say offensive things to other users. Just keep it clean and we won't have to lock this thread before it has the chance to go supernova epic.




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