There was this guy who was executed Thursday night.

This is what homie scarfed down before he died:

Two chicken-fried steaks
20 fried shrimp
four fried chicken breasts
four fried eggs without yolks
two biscuits with butter and honey
two large pieces of peanut brittle
2 gallons of black coffee with cream and sugar on the side

Man, if the lethal injection didn't do him in, the meal would have.

For me, I'd want:

Strawberry shortcake
A bowl of wonton soup
A serving of McAlister's Cole Slaw
A gallon of sweet tea
A plate of shrimp jambalaya
2 grilled chicken breasts (boneless)
Cornbread
Collard greens (or mustard greens)
and ... some mac and cheese

A giant veggie burrito with tons of cheese

Or palak paneer with rice and garlic naan.

Is alcohol allowed? If so, I'd probably have a ton of martinis. Especially white lotuses.

A Quadruple Big Mac

Rack o' ribs
salmon
more MC'Donalds
Ribs

A whole plate of char-broiled oysters from Acme Oyster House, along with some soft-shelled crabs, fried shrimp, and maybe even some boiled crawfish. Pre-peeled for my lazy ass!  Also some buttered bread.  Extremely heavy on the butter.

With Barq's Root Beer bottled in glass.

Bread and water. I would not waste taxpayer's money as I would have learned my lesson by then.

I would want to eat a fully loaded rocket launcher.

So I could blow my way out of gaol.

500 crackers so Id get another week or so alive.

I would choose something that would take me a few years to eat, like a plate of pebbles.

Soylent Green?

You knew I was gonna go there.