I dreamt I became moderator again.

I was walking through a field with ioi and d21lewis towards a watchtower. my watchtower. I had a flashlight and a set of keys. And I was to be keeping an eye on the long-grass field of VGC for trolls dressed as pigs.

There was a life-sized, fully-animated charlie the unicorn. I petted him. He giggled.

And everyone was their avatars. d21lewis was in fact zapp brannigan. and Slimebeast was there.. He was that ugly little dog. It was straaange.

I loved it.

Next time you see your teacher, you lead him to Candy Mountain.  We'll fix him......yeah....fix him good.

Yeah.  Being a boy is awesome!!  Why?

• We don't have to shave
• We get to do manly pushups and not those wimpy girly pushups
• We get to go to the men's restroom
• It's easier to spell "man" than it is to spell "woman" (less letters)
• We can write our names in the snow with precision urination equipment
• Naturally superior in Mario Kart, Street Fighter, and Call of Duty

You are wise to wish you were a boy.  Very wise, indeed.

there is only ONE REASON...And  it's none of those...it's a feminine thing....:) WANNA HEAR!½1

there is only ONE REASON...And  it's none of those...it's a feminine thing....:) WANNA HEAR!½1

Oh god it's that time again St. Patricks Day!

I took two days off from work so I can go drinking, it's going to be serious. I'm going to town and were a bunch of us are going to see a concert...actually not sure who it is, I didn't care I just wanted to go to drinking with the crew haha. So in 12 hours I'll start drinking, gonna be awesome! Might not stop till Sunday haha

...hopefully my boss doesn't go on VG Chartz I told him I had a dentist appointment that'll take two days...conveniently on St. Patricks day and the day after...I'm sure he suspects nothing lol

Wish me luck that I'll pull through again this year! :D

Oh, don't let Aunt Flo bring you down! Sure she's annoying as all hell, but everyone has to deal with her, even the guys (well, guys that socialize with the opposite sex on a regular basis, anyway). While I'm certain it's difficult for you, can you even begin to imagine how hard it is for a guy to deal with a woman when she's  on her cycles? A woman becomes a mantis when Aunt Flo comes to town (not really, but it may as well be true, the way she bites people's heads off). In any case, there's no point in wishing to be a boy, because dealing with someone else's PMS-ing can be just as difficult as dealing with your own.

Oh and d21lewis, just because your mom can't beat you in Street Fighter IV doesn't mean some other girl gamer couldn't come along and pwn your ass apart.

2 day dentist appt...wtf, couldn't come up with anything else?