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Tino Vainamoinen said:
d21lewis said:
Tino Vainamoinen said:

It's times like these...That I wish I were born a boy...


Yeah.  Being a boy is awesome!!  Why?

  • We don't have to shave
  • We get to do manly pushups and not those wimpy girly pushups
  • We get to go to the men's restroom
  • It's easier to spell "man" than it is to spell "woman" (less letters)
  • We can write our names in the snow with precision urination equipment
  • Naturally superior in Mario Kart, Street Fighter, and Call of Duty

You are wise to wish you were a boy.  Very wise, indeed.

there is only ONE REASON...And  it's none of those...it's a feminine thing....:) WANNA HEAR!½1

Oh, don't let Aunt Flo bring you down! Sure she's annoying as all hell, but everyone has to deal with her, even the guys (well, guys that socialize with the opposite sex on a regular basis, anyway). While I'm certain it's difficult for you, can you even begin to imagine how hard it is for a guy to deal with a woman when she's  on her cycles? A woman becomes a mantis when Aunt Flo comes to town (not really, but it may as well be true, the way she bites people's heads off). In any case, there's no point in wishing to be a boy, because dealing with someone else's PMS-ing can be just as difficult as dealing with your own.

Oh and d21lewis, just because your mom can't beat you in Street Fighter IV doesn't mean some other girl gamer couldn't come along and pwn your ass apart.



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