Wore my new pair of Ed Hardy's today and it started raining and the rain/mud messed them up! PISSED!

I wanna go to akron soon
(PLEASE LET IT NOT BE RAINING ANYTIME NEXT WEEK!)

OMG IM PUTTING a countdown in my frucking sig NAO!

18 more days...and i need to pee >_>;;;
BYES! ILL JUST GET OFF NOW!!!!

So I go to the car dealership today to see if I want to buy a new car (and YOU thought I went there to watch free movies!).

The salesman asks me "Did you hear about that lady who died a couple of weeks ago? The lady from "Clueless"?"

And I reply, "Yeah. That was pretty sad. I loved her."

Then he says "And what about that other lady? She stabbed her boyfriend to death with her fork. Her name.....what was her name? It was Reese....Reese, uhhh....."

"Witherspoon?", I ask?

"No, dumbass. I said with A FORK!"


Well, I thought it was funny.

It's like... I won't use a fork with my soup, the same way I don't use a spoon to eat spaghetti. Forks are forks, spoons are spoons and lightbulbs are lightbulbs. That's a deep thought.

By the way, I didn't know that Reese murdered her boyfriend...

Suicide = option

I don't remember leveling up in Pokemon taking so long

FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BYES ILU! i'm hungry!
PICK A COUNTRY EVERYONE!
:D

All is right with the world.

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