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So I go to the car dealership today to see if I want to buy a new car (and YOU thought I went there to watch free movies!).

The salesman asks me "Did you hear about that lady who died a couple of weeks ago? The lady from "Clueless"?"

And I reply, "Yeah. That was pretty sad. I loved her."

Then he says "And what about that other lady? She stabbed her boyfriend to death with her fork. Her name.....what was her name? It was Reese....Reese, uhhh....."

"Witherspoon?", I ask?

"No, dumbass. I said with A FORK!"


Well, I thought it was funny.