So I go to the car dealership today to see if I want to buy a new car (and YOU thought I went there to watch free movies!).
The salesman asks me "Did you hear about that lady who died a couple of weeks ago? The lady from "Clueless"?"
And I reply, "Yeah. That was pretty sad. I loved her."
Then he says "And what about that other lady? She stabbed her boyfriend to death with her fork. Her name.....what was her name? It was Reese....Reese, uhhh....."
"Witherspoon?", I ask?
"No, dumbass. I said with A FORK!"
Well, I thought it was funny.