Baroque_Dude on 02 February 2010
| d21lewis said: So I go to the car dealership today to see if I want to buy a new car (and YOU thought I went there to watch free movies!). The salesman asks me "Did you hear about that lady who died a couple of weeks ago? The lady from "Clueless"?" And I reply, "Yeah. That was pretty sad. I loved her." Then he says "And what about that other lady? She stabbed her boyfriend to death with her fork. Her name.....what was her name? It was Reese....Reese, uhhh....." "Witherspoon?", I ask? "No, dumbass. I said with A FORK!" Well, I thought it was funny. |
It's like... I won't use a fork with my soup, the same way I don't use a spoon to eat spaghetti. Forks are forks, spoons are spoons and lightbulbs are lightbulbs. That's a deep thought.
By the way, I didn't know that Reese murdered her boyfriend... 
"I think that I don't think."
- Soli Deo Gloria -
The FUTURE is the FUTURE. Now... B_E_L_I_E_V_E!
