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Grampy on 25 January 2009
cool48 said:

Well, what about both??

Dual Analog Tits?  or is a Game Pud? LOL

 



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Maynard_Tool on 26 January 2009
SHMUPGurus said:
Maynard_Tool said:
Falcon095 said:
I nominate this thread for "the thread with the best comment" lol!

 

You just have to remember this at the end of the year... and hope no other thread has a better comment along the way

Well, that post was pretty epic. This one too. Two threads with two funny posts. ^^

 

OMG!!!! that's some serious s**t :O

 



03/10/09 HUGE day in my life:

http://www.vgchartz.com/forum/thread.php?id=63437&page=1

Onyxmeth on 26 January 2009
Incandescence said:
Onyxmeth said:
Incandescence said:
Onyxmeth said:
Incandescence said:
Boys.

<_<

No no chica. Boys were not a choice. You heard it, lesbianism or games, which is it?

Make our day and pick lesbianism!

 

 

But I don't like scissoring. It's incredibly uncouth.

Is this experience talking? I don't know. I've watched some girl on girl porn and it seems rather couth. I didn't see anything uncouth about it.

 

 

You got me there.

I'm going to go with games.

Your wink is worth a thousand images. An image is worth a thousand words. Your choice sweetheart. A thousand pictures or a million words.

 



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Incandescence on 26 January 2009
Onyxmeth said:
Incandescence said:
Onyxmeth said:
Incandescence said:
Onyxmeth said:
Incandescence said:
Boys.

<_<

No no chica. Boys were not a choice. You heard it, lesbianism or games, which is it?

Make our day and pick lesbianism!

 

 

But I don't like scissoring. It's incredibly uncouth.

Is this experience talking? I don't know. I've watched some girl on girl porn and it seems rather couth. I didn't see anything uncouth about it.

 

 

You got me there.

I'm going to go with games.

Your wink is worth a thousand images. An image is worth a thousand words. Your choice sweetheart. A thousand pictures or a million words.

 

 

I'm going to slowly back away and do something productive.



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Onyxmeth on 26 January 2009
Incandescence said:
Onyxmeth said:
Incandescence said:
Onyxmeth said:
Incandescence said:
Onyxmeth said:
Incandescence said:
Boys.

<_<

No no chica. Boys were not a choice. You heard it, lesbianism or games, which is it?

Make our day and pick lesbianism!

 

 

But I don't like scissoring. It's incredibly uncouth.

Is this experience talking? I don't know. I've watched some girl on girl porn and it seems rather couth. I didn't see anything uncouth about it.

 

 

You got me there.

I'm going to go with games.

Your wink is worth a thousand images. An image is worth a thousand words. Your choice sweetheart. A thousand pictures or a million words.

 

 

I'm going to slowly back away and do something productive.

Yeah that's probably a good idea. I'm going to flex my brain in Brain Training. Do some cerebelum curls. You should try something similiar.

 



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starbruin on 26 January 2009
Onyxmeth said:

This is so much more loaded than just girls vs. games. I hope by girls you mean sex though, because if you just mean the company of women, this just became a harder decision to make.

Scenario 1-Marriage vs. One videogame for life

Result: The one game can get really annoying and redundant. I would long for other games to play. I would probably start to despise even looking at the game and would decide not to play it any more altogether. Then again...I just described marriage too. It's a tie.

Scenario 2-Lifetime of AAA games vs. Lifetime of celebrity sex

Result: My penis would disconnect from me, give me the finger and walk off in disgust if I said anything other than a lifetime of celebrity sex. I like my penis. He's a good friend, so I choose celebrity sex.

Scenario 3-Touch Generation games vs. Touching women

Result: In a scenario where I could only touch women and not get any satisfaction myself, my penis would probably rather have me playing Touch Generation games on my DS for it's own sake. Gaming wins this scenario.

More to come as I drink more Bailey's and get smarter.

This post was awesome haha...at the same time made me consider my choice

I mean granted anyday I probably would pick girls over games but there are times when that could come into question. I think my choice comes more from not being in a relationship at the moment but in the one that I had been with the longest (3+ yrs) I faintly recall her being 'jealous' of the amount of time I spent playing video games. To my fairness I did the majority of this while she studied or was sleeping yet that didn't stop her from tripping out. Gaming plays a very important part of my life and any girl that wants to become a part of it will just have to understand. When I think about it this way, despite of what I am thinking (of course girl > game) I see that maybe deep down inside I am actually leaning towards the video game side on this debate.

 



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Joemazing on 26 January 2009

seriously? if games beat girls, and your a heterosexual male (or like-minded female) you honestly may have a gaming problem. at the very least one in such a state should pause for some honest reflection. just my 2 cents



Mendicate Bias on 26 January 2009
Pristine20 said:
SnakeEyez said:
Pristine20 said:
video games and it's not close

I'm yet to meet a girl I really love talking to. Some simply piss me off. It's usually just a prelude to something else. If they became unavailable, I'd just "relieve myself" more often but if video games became unavailable a part of me would be lost. I probably just haven't met the right girl yet but this is how I stand currently.

Now, don't start with the personal attacks...

 

This is not a personal attack at u in anyway, but I feel bad for u. There must be some real bitches where u live. I have plenty of plutonic girl friends that are fun and good to talk to.

Well, I don't know about you but for me, dating isn't fun till the 20 minutes of the "real deal" and after that the fun ends and usually, I don't even want to see her again since there was no fun in the drawn out process. Considering the fact that I also lose all interest in girls temporarily after watching some good porn on the internet, it doesn't help either.

Nothing takes away or can replace the fun of gaming IMO. At least I've not found that girl/thing. To me, many guys who have girlfriends only have them as "insurance" i.e, in case they never get "lucky" again lol but when you get really good at the game, this becomes a moot point. Marriage just isn't my thing. Perhaps I'll consider it when I'm older and need it just for the "companionship"

 

Please tell me your like 12. Equating porn to the presence of a real woman, I don't even know what to say to that...

 



                                           

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madskillz on 26 January 2009

The amount of PHAIL in this thread is truly disturbing.

I'm out, folks.



lolita on 26 January 2009

I wonder what you exactly mean by girls? Well either way the answer is obvious... You'd be mad not to chose a woman (either marriage, we talking about TRUE love here, or sex).