zexen_lowe said: SHMUPGurus said: zexen_lowe said: nicolas 76 up, 38 down Often used when describing a male teenager who is under the impression that because he lives in the ghetto he is infact a home boy gangsta. Every aspect of his life is influenced but the notorious 50 cent and becomes extremely violent on the intake of alcohol followed by various whole fruit being thrown at him. Needless to say, I gave a thumbs down, because it's completely and unequivocally wrong. I don't drink, I'm not violent and there are few things in the world that I hate more than rap, so the only thing 50 cent can influence on me is to kill him   Maybe I should create another definition, this time the right one Wow zex, you took something seriously on the Internet? I actually laughed at this one (we know it's not true, it's for the lulz). o_O Of course not, but I would have liked a definition that has at least something to do with me...saying that I have even a minimum appreciation for rap is frankly insulting for me And...kirk?????

haha... eeeh...

... Wow, I found out how to do those little winky smilies!

EPIC! D:

i liked my definition

Uhhhhh... O///o LOL!!!! Funny is that some (or maybe all ;) of it is true... Guess what...

1. ilona 38 up, 8 down

an intelligent female who is sought after by many.
usually pretty yet quite insecure.
a kinky individual to be sure. most likely to become a dominatrix in the future.

has many selective friends (the most special of these being referred to as a dude) and cannot abide being around morons.

friends may be of varying sexuality but generally no necrophiliacs, paedophiles or people into bestiality. kinky fetishists are fine.
activities carried out by these friends may include biting, licking, groping and on some rare occasions, rimming.

she is not necessarily blonde and hair colour may vary from a light brown to red.

she can be heard emitting such strange syllables as meh and meep.

WARNING: may bite. HARD.
"This is the pulse...
this is your finger, far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass!
Say..... would you like a chocolate covered ilona?"

I'm a little scared to ask what's true out of that. There surely is one freaky ilona out there writing this on urban dictionary though.

tyler

A very very very, yet again, very sexy pancake.
That tyler was dilicious.



Tyler

The most badass, awesome, beastly, great,sexually hungry beastly person. Dont mess with him for he will kick your ass.


YOU ARE SO TOTALLY TYLER!

tyler

a fucking show off or someone who is a dick head