Uhhhhh... O///o LOL!!!! Funny is that some (or maybe all ;) of it is true... Guess what...
1. ilona 38 up, 8 down
an intelligent female who is sought after by many.
usually pretty yet quite insecure.
a kinky individual to be sure. most likely to become a dominatrix in the future.
has many selective friends (the most special of these being referred to as a dude) and cannot abide being around morons.
friends may be of varying sexuality but generally no necrophiliacs, paedophiles or people into bestiality. kinky fetishists are fine.
activities carried out by these friends may include biting, licking, groping and on some rare occasions, rimming.
she is not necessarily blonde and hair colour may vary from a light brown to red.
she can be heard emitting such strange syllables as meh and meep.
WARNING: may bite. HARD.
"This is the pulse...
this is your finger, far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass!
Say..... would you like a chocolate covered ilona?"
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