So last night I decided to meet up with an old mate of mine for a catch up. He lives in Coventry now so I don't see him much anymore. Anyway, he was in my neck of the woods (staying with his dad, who lives by me, for a few days) this weekend and he asked me if I wanted to go out, just the two of us.

We ended up at this rock club, it played great music too, Smashing pumpkins, Pearl Jam, led zeppelin etc... Anyway, this girl who also heard he was around was texting him. anyway in the end she came up to this club. It was pretty clear straight away that she just wanted sex with my mate (and it was pretty much recipricated by him). anyway, this is usually the point at which you let him get on with it. So, feeling a bit awkward about this I thought I would try to leave them alone, but my mate didn't want me to leave them alone telling me that he hasn't seen me in months and we were having a great time catching up and bros before ho's etc... so I sat there for a chatting to my mate with this girl all over him for a couple of hours, you could have cut the sexual tension with a knife. I have never felt so awkward in my life, anyway I decided to make my excuses and leave at around midnight leaving them to get on with it.

I think last night was one of the most awkward nights of my life lol.

You should have hopped on her other end.

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Maybe too much homosexual vibe going on or low self-esteem... or maybe it's that time of the month for you. Whatever. Did she have skinny knees?

 Zuh?

Nah I think a threesome would have been out of the question, I don't think my girlfriend would have been pleased lol

Ouch, you shoulda just gone and danced or something, atleast then you could sorta work your way away from them.

I once woke up at like 5am surrounded by the mayhem of a party that got kinda out of hand and I looked over to see some girl giving my friend a hand job (under the covers)on the sofa opposite to me. Needless to say I had to get out of there but didn't want them to see me awake, I got part way out and just ran for it. Not one of my most pleasant memories.

ay that happens often enough me.

Damn my sexually promiscuoius freinds!

I have a story of alleged rape, but the courts forbade me from discussing it as part of my release proposal.

That would be really weird.

Oh, gf. Tsk, tsk. Naff.