| Deneidez said: The list should be top 5 swords from old console games... Wheres for example the Lilarcor from BG-series. (Yeah, that talking sword.) Some of his its lines: "I don't know what you were expecting, but as a sword I'm pretty one-dimensional in what I want." "Murder, death, kill! Murder death kill! Mwuhuhahahaha!" "I got it. Oh, I knew I'd come up with something... I'm so sharp. Kill everything! Carnage! Slaughter! Carve your way outta here and I'm gonna sing your praises! Yeahaaah!!" |
"You know, my last owner always said I was 'sharp' and 'edgy'. He was such an ass."
"I know! Find someone rich, and kill them! Then find someone richer, and kill them too! Hack and slash your way to fortune! Whoo-hoo!!"
"What's my status? Since when do you care about me unless I'm impaled in something's guts? Oh well, fine, let me think for a minute... Well, as a matter of fact I would like to register a complaint. I want to kill a dragon. Right now. Go find one and kill it. That would be SO cool."
Lilarcor was awesome.
















