The worst excuse for a review I have ever seen.

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LordTheNightKnight on 21 January 2009

Even as a preview, it wouldn't be much.

Marketing Gone Wild: Tits, Ass & Tenchu: Shadow Assassins

A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.

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TheTruthHurts! on 21 January 2009

I was like "what".....started to laugh......then the wifey walked around the corner. Lets just say, that didnt end very well. I was like "no, seriously babe, it's a game preview". She didnt believe me......., ohhh well, couch tonight me thinks.

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Valkyria00 on 21 January 2009

Oh come on. I dunno if youre honestly mad but its just for fun =P

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sega4life on 21 January 2009

LordTheNightKnight said:

Even as a preview, it wouldn't be much.

Marketing Gone Wild: Tits, Ass & Tenchu: Shadow Assassins

As a heterosexual male.. I Must say that was the best F'en Review I seen all Year !

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Maynard_Tool on 21 January 2009

Obviously you didn't see the review for ninjabread man (i think) and wii music, both on the hand of IGN.

I mean, this one at least is sexy ;)

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TopCat8 on 21 January 2009

The video won't play for me. Oh well...I guess I'll never know what I'm missing.

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megaman79 on 21 January 2009

I want to buy it now

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