Sitting at my computer browsing vgchartz.......drip.......drip.......drip.drip.drip.drip.....crack..sploosh.
I jump out of my seat and run to the bathroom to find that there is yellow water coming out from the door. I open the door to find alot of yellow water, a piece of my roof is missing, and the remaining roof is 9 months pregnant. I cordone off the bathroom with a wall of every towel I have, and proceed to protect the rest of my belongings in my livingroom/kitchen/bedroom by deploying all my pots, pans, cans,boxes with bags, bowls, etc (there are about 15 small drip leaks in those areas of my apartment). Once the living area is under control I rush back to the bathroom knowing that my dam won't last for long. To prepare for battle I put on my trenchcoat and gumboots, while arming myself with an assortment of tupperware. I drain the lake as best as I can and place pots and pans under the leaks (thankfully my reinforcments have arrived from down the hall). I have won the battle, and now I must keep watch for containers that need to be emptied. This whole time the largest leak of all a solid yellow stream has been flowing right into the toiletbowl (thank god). :( I will likely be homeless.
This probably is slightly unreadable, and crazy/weird. My mind is not in a proper state as I am very mad and am trying to calm down by writing this. Sitting in the dry corner browsing vgchartz.
* note it has not been raining
