Best Lines in a Videogame?

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Seece on 09 January 2009

What are the best lines you have heard in a videogame?

Left 4 Dead

Zoey - "Oh no they got him too!" - *In remark to a comment written on the wall claiming gods death*

Franics - "Well I'm Francis, this is grandpa Bill, AND THERE ARE GODDAMN ZOMBIES OUT HERE!" - In reply to some crazyman asking "Who's there?" from inside the safehouse.

Grand Theft Auto

Roman's cab driver - "Another free ride for the ugliset bastard in Liberty City."

Lady on Cell phone - "Lucidia, you know I don't go down on the first date, I tease until he shows signs of commitment."

Fable 2

Little girl in Bowerstone Market - "I'm so happy I could puke"

This isn't a line but I thought it was funny..

On a gravestone - "JC Tailor. Eaten alive by hamsters."

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SamuelRSmith on 09 January 2009

Don't worry, Jak "beats things" all the time.

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badgenome on 09 January 2009

seece said:

This isn't a line but I thought it was funny..

On a gravestone - "JC Tailor. Eaten alive by hamsters."

The one that cracked me up was: "Here lies the Sandgoose. Loved by all. Seen by none."

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LiquidKoopa on 09 January 2009

solid snake: LIQUID!!!

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kitty on 09 January 2009

SMB -- "Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle"

MGS4 -- "This is the liberty we've won for ourselves....OUTERRRR HAVENN"

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disolitude on 09 January 2009

Umm...classic lines? and all of you are listing current or last gen games?
Please...

Following are classic lines -

"Welcome to your doom!" Alterd beast
"Get over Here!" Mortal Kombat 1/2
"What is a man... but a miserable pile of secrets!" Castlevania Symphony of the Night

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Hammertime on 09 January 2009

Metal Gear Solid - "Snake loves a bukkake session on his pink sock"

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Seece on 09 January 2009

disolitude said:
Umm...classic lines? and all of you are listing current or last gen games?
Please...

Following are classic lines -

"Welcome to your doom!" Alterd beast
"Get over Here!" Mortal Kombat 1/2
"What is a man... but a miserable pile of secrets!" Castlevania Symphony of the Night

"get over here" Is indeed classic but they don't need to be old :) Just good lines you have heard in a game!

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Vetteman94 on 09 January 2009

What about " All your base are belong to us"? From Zero Wing I think

And "Its time to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum"

The Gravestone one from The Shivering Isles expansion of Oblivion are priceless as well