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What are the best lines you have heard in a videogame?

 

Left 4 Dead

Zoey - "Oh no they got him too!" - *In remark to a comment written on the wall claiming gods death*

Franics - "Well I'm Francis, this is grandpa Bill, AND THERE ARE GODDAMN ZOMBIES OUT HERE!" - In reply to some crazyman asking "Who's there?" from inside the safehouse.

Grand Theft Auto

Roman's cab driver -  "Another free ride for the ugliset bastard in Liberty City."

Lady on Cell phone - "Lucidia, you know I don't go down on the first date, I tease until he shows signs of commitment."

Fable 2

Little girl in Bowerstone Market - "I'm so happy I could puke"

This isn't a line but I thought it was funny..

On a gravestone - "JC Tailor. Eaten alive by hamsters."