bought every copy of Wii Fit in his country so he can sell the boxes on ebay for a massive profit to people who think the game is inside

has a midget fetish

^that made me lol about the wii fit, my housemate looked at me like I was laughing at nothing haha.

Became a professor at a university and then on the last day failed everyone in his class, so they had to do the work again.

is Luke's father.

Is darth vaders father

I am the force???


is DV's mother and therefore my biotch!

Is a fictional and intangeble idea

thinks that father xmas is real and is using the internet to try and locate him to make love to him

Each year at christmas he kill a fat tramp, dresses the corpse as Santa and shoves it down the chimney of an unsuspecting family with young children, so that when they wake up christmas moning the kids are mentally scared for life by the image of a dismembered Santa corpse at the bottom of the chimney.

And the thought of that gets him sexually aroused

goes round to the houses of footballers, breaks in and cums on all the furniture, then leaves