Is a father of two with his mother.

Listens to Britney Spears every night before he goes to bed

will get beat up by segata sanshiro for not playing sega saturn

hides dildos in fluffy toys which he sells to children

his insipid sexual remarks make you feel like being back in elementary school

saw a woman with a pram try to negotiate a set of stairs and didn't stop to help.

Secretely dresses up in womens clothing

gives women's clothings as hand me downs.

Finds a family who are on holiday and finds out the morning they come back.
Then goes out to clubs and pulls extremely fat and ugly women who he takes back to the families house has sex with them, only to sneak out when they are asleep to leave the family to find a naked fat woman in their bed when they get back.

Is considered one of the best naked one-handed typists in the world.