^ I wouldn't lie, that is true, I am concerned about the quality of the Wii, it is starting to let me down

OT: knows the meaning of life, but wont share it.

licks himself constantly, saying good kitty to himself

Owns a Skoda

now thats just mean!

took part in a dinsoaur themed gang rape

Looks like his avatar

lol

wanks off too the sound effects on halo 3

picks puppies up by their hind legs and runs them around like a lawnmower

uses his wiimote to simulate being raped by mario

Accidentally set his house on fire then blamed it on the leprecon that told him to burn things

teases people who don't have legs by organising charity dance competitions to raise money to buy helpers for them... which he then spends on prostitutes... for himself