I'll take one for the team lol

OT: Once wrote novels with Stephen King but was fired for having such F-ed up material lol

So last year at our company Christmas party things got a little goofy

I can remember only three things

Two of them were my own boo’s boo’s but the other one….omg it was ripe

So it all started when chris from accounting brought up this monster egg nog his father makes from lighter fluid and a car battery ( seriously it can kill you kinda drink)

Well the rounds get made and soon the whole party is going nuts dancing and getting very friendly, the kinda friends only a lot of booze can make

But I am forming a conga line when I realize I am missing two people, Mr *edit* (the company president) and (gilga)

So we decide instead of congaing we should have a hunt for them

So there is about a dozen of us looking all over the office for them, I go to check the upstairs storage and low and behold what do I fine?

Yep you guessed it (well kinda ) (gilga) down on all fours naked with mr. boss man riding him around saying I want to go to candy mt Charlie, then ( igilga ) goes WHRNRNRNNHRN—I am a leoplorodon and bucks him off, fires up a cig and start to put it out on my bosses junk

Well I might have been drunk ( and dry heaving at the smell of burning junk) but I saw the golden apple and took it (thank god for cell phones) so I snap a couple and get out of there—we all regroup and I tell them “hey I haven’t seen them anywhere”

So we shrug it off and I get the line going again

Well a half hour later then make they way back to the party all a giggle and such (boss was walking funny)


*fast forward* to the next day I walk into the big guys office and pull out my cell phone ---insert raise amount right here and a recession proof job!

makes long posts in order to confuse us while he takes over the site

is friendly

Smokes pot......with his ear hole

eats cats and doesnt cook them

Died from having extreme carpal tunnel from posting on VG Chartz but now haunts the website and delays weekly number's at time to time.

raped his nieghbour twice and then killed him

Has sex with monkeys

stores cucumbers in his anus