is drunk!

Is crazy like NFG!

is crazy like george bush!

Is mean like NFG!

Now this is the story he tells me,

So last year there was this bake sale going on at his school and Super M decided it was finally time for him to get back at all the people that had been hounding him ever since he came out of the closet and said he liked to dress up like Marilynn Monroe and dance with is peepee tucked under him.

So he makes up this huge batch of brownie batter then set out across the neighbor hood to find the biggest and freshest pieces of dog crap that he can.

He then heads home with his treasure lumps in tow, tosses them in and mixes it all up, well a few ours later and he is off to the bake sale kaka brownies in hand.

He gets there and sets up a table, and displays them proudly talking about how he has free samples, well if anyone knows Americans we are suckers for free samples, and pretty soon he has a long line of people wanting to buy his brownies. Now he is confused as to how poopy brownies could be so good, so he closed down his booth and takes the rest of them home. Sadly before he could try some he stumbles and rops the platter to the ground….hmm so sad

So he decides that “well I have had brownies before so the only thing different is the poop, I will just try some of that plain, I mean I know what brownies taste like so I can imagine it mixed in there”

So that is the story I got from him when I walked into his house and found him in drag each dog poop….yeah I didn’t believe him either but I did not stay around to get another story

Place holder!!

hates mario but LOVES the princess

hmmm is going to dress as pedo bear for Halloween and invite the kids in for a treat

is going to commit suicide!

LMAO mesoteto, my friend is obsess with Jessica Fletcher and Murder, She Wrote lol

I don't know how you can keep coming up with these stories....I hope there just stories lol

OT: Once danced the special dance of unicorns infront of the King of England