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Bad recycling: Pay stub used as bank robbery note

CHICAGO - The robber's threatening note made a Chicago bank job easy to solve: The FBI says the suspect wrote it on his pay stub.

An FBI affidavit says the man walked into a Fifth Third Bank on Friday and handed a teller a note that read "Be Quick Be Quit (sic). Give your cash or I'll shoot." The robber got about $400 but left half of his note.

Investigators found the other half outside the bank's front doors.

Authorities say that part of the man's October pay stub had his name and address.

The suspect was arrested at his Cary home. A judge ordered him held without bond Monday. If convicted of bank robbery, he faces 20 years in prison.



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lol what an idiot



lmao



ROFLMAO

That guy is awesomely stupid.



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Would have been more dramatic had it been on a pink slip.



intelligence, he doesnt have it



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This is just like something that would be on the smoking gun presents... show. Idiot.



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Well, that was pretty stupid. What a moron



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