Jebediah Springfield: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.
Shelbyville Manhattan: Yes! And marry our cousins.
Jebediah Springfield: I was- wha... what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?
Shelbyville Manhattan: Because they're so attractive. I... I thought that was the whole point of this journey.
Jebediah Springfield: Absolutely not!
Shelbyville Manhattan: I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!

But what if she's smoking hot

 Yeah some how our "Free" country has a hell of a lot more laws than any other country, including Communist countries.  But thats cause we love our freedom right?

Anyhou I love how Zoologists were quoted in the begining of the article.  LOL

But that's the whole point. What excuse is he going to have now to avoid gettign tied down after how often they've banged?

Exactly... It's a good thing that it's illegal to marry your 1st cousin. You can bang them as much as you want without the need to getting tied down.