....to your messy bottom is your alphabetically categorized collection of nex-gen games. (I don't know why you're keeping them in the bathroom, you're just that kinda guy) There are of course bath towels and errant socks lying about which would be plenty handy, but what the hell, why not give one of them games their proper due by slathering it around a keister in need, utilizing it in a most deserving way. Or, maybe you're frustrated with a recent purchase, been duped by hype and lying sales clerks and decide the best way to exact revenge is standing in the middle of whatever store you bought it from; vigorously rubbing your naked rump with said game....smile, drop, button up and leave.

Point of this is: If you had to pick one current gen game to use as toilet paper, what is it?

Easy: Saints Row (most glitchy mess I've ever seen).

I'd use my hand, then wash it in the sink.

Even if one of the games made me puke while playing, I don't want something that hard against my precious behind.

this thread should be fun. since i don't keep games that i don't like around my house i would have to use one of my games that i like, and i don't think i can do that. but if i had shitty (pun intended) like anubis II i would use that game.

uhhh!.... what about your fingenails. (not good man, not good)

I would use the game manual.... If i had to choose it would be Wii sports since i techinically didnt buy it.

I'm guessing something for the DS like Ponyz

All Time: Raiders Of The Lost Ark for the 2600

In all seriousness, what do you think people did before toilet paper?

Either Dogz, Catz, or Ponyz.

superman64 anyone?